Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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