yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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