Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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