Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
