I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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