I would go down on you faster than GM stock
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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