I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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