To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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