Dual....:-)
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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