I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter