he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
Testing the emergency boobs hotline