Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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