Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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