Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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