yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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