Define "chronic" masturbator.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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