this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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