Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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