Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
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