Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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