Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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