Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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