also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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