WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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