There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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