I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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