garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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