3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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