I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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