Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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