Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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