i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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