Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My breasts were aching with rage.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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