whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
The uberlube is also flammable
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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