Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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