I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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