plz talk dirty to me
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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