Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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