i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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