It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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