do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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