I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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