these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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