And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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