Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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