Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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