When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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