ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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