I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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