he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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