That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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