what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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