my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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