Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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