what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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