i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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