Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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